The point at which a situation is so grave that it can only be salvaged by moroccan X-Factor contestant Chico Slimani.
by Mr Tomnus September 10, 2006
Get the Chico Time mug.A small, compacted college town in the middle of bum-fuck Northern California. The college's bleak surroundings make it somewhat of an oasis. Paradise to say the least. Lots of parties, lots of beer, lots of horny young women (often whom lack intellectuality). Hot in the summer, cold winters. Contrary to popular belief, Chico State has a great graduation rate and is its academics are held in high regard. Also a great place to get fucked up, do lots of heavy drinking and cocaine, and have unprotected sex.
AJ: "I love these Chico State bitches! They're such dumb sluts, and love to suck a lot of cock."
Bronameth: "Amen, bro. We killed that 30 rack of Natty and this morning I woke up and there were three girls in my bed but I can't remember shit."
Gary: "Why are you so tired Derek?"
Derek: "I was in Chico last weekend and blacked out three nights in a row."
Chico State Frat Boy #1: "Yeah I benched 285 last week"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #1: "Oh my god! You're so hot. Let me get on my knees and choke on your cock!"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #2: "Me too!"
Bronameth: "Amen, bro. We killed that 30 rack of Natty and this morning I woke up and there were three girls in my bed but I can't remember shit."
Gary: "Why are you so tired Derek?"
Derek: "I was in Chico last weekend and blacked out three nights in a row."
Chico State Frat Boy #1: "Yeah I benched 285 last week"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #1: "Oh my god! You're so hot. Let me get on my knees and choke on your cock!"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #2: "Me too!"
by Purpleteddybear January 21, 2011
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A local El Paso favorite.A fastfood joint specializing in rolled tacos in a special tomato sauce with graded chese and green salsa. Renowned for its hangover curing abilities however over indulgence in this spicy meal is known to cause hershey squirts and the accumulation of poison fart gas.Chico's tacos breath is also something to avoid if your planning on getting laid.
I'm all goat mouthed and hungover, might as well head over to Chico's Tacos and my butt hole will pay later.
by Rub Dogg August 28, 2006
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by ABATREUFRANLUI September 19, 2017
Get the chico plastico mug.What occurs after walking through Chico, CA when shoes are removed. The Chico Black Foot usually occurs after large amounts of alcohol are consumed and drunken students return to their dorms with black feet.
by eada123 March 2, 2011
Get the Chico Black Foot mug.A super slutty, skanky, ratchety, two-bit, hooker, who has done so much drugs/alcohol that her face and/or vagina needs the healing power of Jesus...the only difference between them and the hookers you would normally have to pay money for is that instead of giving them money all you have to do is buy them a drink preferably the cheapest tequila at the bar...you can see them in all their glory the next day doing the walk of shame out of a random fraternity house with j.b.f. hair, used condoms stuck to their 10$ forever 21 blouse, smelling of cheap alcohol, stale cigarettes and various dudes d.n.a...
Dude: ' I hooked up with some random Chico girl while I was visiting my bro'...
Friend: 'Dude you should go get tested'...
Friend: 'Dude you should go get tested'...
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