Chem

A cutesy derogatory term which basically anything.

*Richard gets a kill on Brian in a video game*
Richard: Sorry chem, it was either you or me!
Brian: What the fuck does that mean?

by Jamaica78 June 11, 2020

chem

short for chemistry also known as the devil's creation.

Caroline: hey Kat, what do you have next?

kat: hell.

Caroline: oh, chem

by whydoesdonaldduckwherepantswhe April 20, 2018

Chem-Enge

The build up of white cheesy residue beneath the foreskin, usually a result of long periods of excessive masturbation paired with inadequate washing.

Chris: so did ya get into that lass the other night bru?
Joe: nahh bru, though I had it in the bag after I flashed the pythons but as soon as she got a wiff of the Chem-Enge she was out the door

by Saucy Sue 69 January 24, 2017

Chem-Dip

A sexual position including the use of methamphetamines on the genetalia. The penis will be frosted with powdered amphetamines, then inserted analy into the female. With or without her knowledge of frosting.

Shall we smoke a bowl, or will you chem-dip me please?

by TweekBuns October 21, 2019

chem trails

cocaine lines

she sells chem trails at the hood

by BlkCntry NwRoad December 11, 2023

Pre-chem Shek

A phase when students are breaking down before exams, typically in denial of previous procrastination and unable to accept failure

honestly we’re s4, I don’t want that grade, but I don’t wanna enter my pre-chem Shek phrase the most - v chan

Pre-chem Shek is now an official adjective

by JKrowling January 6, 2023

Chems

Chems is a tall boy, fluffy hair and a little disorganised. But he has the cutest Smile you can find on a m’en with the eyes that can make you feel special and in security.

Chems is a good guy.

Be friends with Chems

« Hey you wanna have a drink ? » « yes ! Let’s invite Chems! »

by saxou December 22, 2021