catholic girl

every mans dream, hard to get but when you can they are usually wild and have short skirts

The catholic girls snuck out of the house.

by pdiddy April 24, 2003

Catholic Poop

A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.

Wow! Light the candles and say a novena! That was one nasty Catholic Poop!

by PsychoPuppyDad December 13, 2010

Catholic boy

A good boy who doesn't swear, be mean to others, and is a overall good boy. Also he is catholic. He has a clean mind protected from the devil and any outsiders will be shot on sight. You can't be gay either because it is in the bible to not be gay. Gays will be shot on sight if catholic.

Why don't you swear.
I'm a good catholic boy.

by paul/goodboy December 19, 2018

Catholic school girl

In slang terms, this is the stereotype describing the woman who gives the appearance of being very conformist, wholesome, and pure of "sin" (sex, drugs, and other indulgences), but in reality has a deep compulsion to be the contrasting opposite: very promiscuous and all-around unwholesome.

At the S&M club, Harry saw several women dressed in Catholic school girl uniforms.

by Bill M. September 20, 2004

Catholic School girl

A catholic school girl is a girl who attends a catholic school. The girl is usually good-looking and has many secrets. At catholic schools, the girls try extra hard to look good because thats the only way to stand out with those fugly uniforms.
Boys are especially attracted to the catholic school girls because of Britney's Spears' music video a couple of years ago.

p.s. Catholic school girls are not sluttier than public school girls.

boy1: damn, sally looks fine today!! her skirt is extra short!

boy2: yeah, man. its so fucking sexy.

by weas July 23, 2008

Catholic catechism

A Catholic supplement to the Bible. Despite the fact that many Catholics (and Christians for that matter) rarely read the Bible, much less the catechism, BOTH books are incredibly important to understanding the Catholic faith.

It is analogous to reading the Tanakh, the Mishna, and the Talmud - which is what studious, ambitious, pious Jews do to develop their faith and be better Jews.

Similarly, reading and understanding the Bible AND the Catechism of the Catholic Church will strengthen the faith of Catholics.

All Catholics should be knowledgeable in three things: the Bible, the Catholic Catechism, and Sacred Tradition.

These three things will take us far.

by TarkanAttila22 July 16, 2010

Catholic Double Bag

Since the church frowns on birth control, followers use the pray and spray method. When you really don't want an extra kid, you pray and spray and pray again.

Guy 1- Hey did you wear a condom with that girl?
Guy 2- no way. I'm Catholic. I Catholic double bagged it!

by BC524 October 21, 2019