by GuillaumeMemor November 6, 2006
Get the catastrophiliac mug.Any unexpected mess involving mass quantities of fecal matter.
A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.
Shoddy workmanship.
A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.
Shoddy workmanship.
The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.
I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.
John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.
John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
by jen925 April 17, 2009
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How was your date with Brian?
It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.
It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.
by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015
Get the Coitastrophe mug.One who imagines the 'worst-case scenario' as something so completely horrific it borders on absurd. A 'catastrophist' usually starts by saying "Yeah but what if..." then, talking at a normal speed, increases speed until they're talking very quickly as they relate their vision of the 'worst-case scenario' which may involve any (or all) of the following things: A psycho with an axe, getting chopped up into little pieces, ending up homeless and destitute, sucking dick for crack, any number of serious diseases or medical afflictions (See Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke" the main character had catastrophist tendancies)
see also "final destinationism" (yet to be defined)
see also "final destinationism" (yet to be defined)
"Dude, it's one stupid term-paper"
"Yeah but if I don't do well on this one then my GPA falls and I'll never get into a good college and I won't get a good job and that will DEVASTATE my mother and she'll commit suicide and I'll have to take care of my little brother and he'll get Lupus, need a kidney and I will be forced to sell my ass on the street because I can't afford the surgery because I don't have health-care all because I failed this stupid paper!"
"Stop being such a catastrophist, it's not even worth 10% of your grade!!!"
"Yeah but if I don't do well on this one then my GPA falls and I'll never get into a good college and I won't get a good job and that will DEVASTATE my mother and she'll commit suicide and I'll have to take care of my little brother and he'll get Lupus, need a kidney and I will be forced to sell my ass on the street because I can't afford the surgery because I don't have health-care all because I failed this stupid paper!"
"Stop being such a catastrophist, it's not even worth 10% of your grade!!!"
by jaci_b October 12, 2007
Get the catastrophist mug.A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.
Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
by Konglomerate January 10, 2009
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I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe
I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe
by Firestarter_8686 March 11, 2008
Get the scatastrophe mug.A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.
by Olia March 23, 2008
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