An Instagram account for dumb, large state school, frat boys. Really none of their content is related to sports, it’s essentially just the same type of cancer you’d see on vine. Apparently it was a blog at some point but they’re really just known for their Instagram. Any annoying frat boy you know probably worships this shit like the Bible, specifically phrases like “Saturdays are for the boys” and other suicide inducing terms along those lines.
I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports.
by I don't like math February 4, 2018
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Get the chicago bears mug.When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.
The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.
Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.
While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.
He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.
While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.
He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
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Got the weight of the world on my shoulder
Not a nigga nor a hoodrat bitch can stop me from taking it over
This is crack music, go get the baking soda
300 Bars and Running, nigga the wait is over
I'm gone...
Got the weight of the world on my shoulder
Not a nigga nor a hoodrat bitch can stop me from taking it over
This is crack music, go get the baking soda
300 Bars and Running, nigga the wait is over
I'm gone...
by Da Spik July 29, 2006
Get the 300 bars and running mug.A heterosexual girl or woman who partakes in any sort of sexual or promiscuous activity with another female to get attention from males. This usually takes the form of making out, and to a lesser extent, grinding or dry humping with another female.
This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties.
The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention, free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.
This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties.
The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention, free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.
Dude 1: Oh shit, check out those lesbos making out bro!!!
Dude 2: No you idiot, those are barsexuals.
Dude 1: Damn, you're right. Sluts!!!
Dude 2: No you idiot, those are barsexuals.
Dude 1: Damn, you're right. Sluts!!!
by McLovin_You're_a_Faggle March 26, 2008
Get the barsexual mug.1. noun. Bars that keep the niggers out.
2. noun. The name given to homes with security bars on the windows, often in ghetto ass neighborhoods
2. noun. The name given to homes with security bars on the windows, often in ghetto ass neighborhoods
Golly, this neighborhood looks scary, look at all homes with nigger bars.
There are so many nice homes in Long Beach, and then there are the neighborhoods that require nigger bars.
There are so many nice homes in Long Beach, and then there are the neighborhoods that require nigger bars.
by Biggie E April 8, 2009
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