Buttfuck-A-Thon

A massive collection of blunders. A series of irresponsible, stupid, moronic behavior. See also Bush Administration

"YOU LOST THEM ALL!?....and we're broke...and my car's gone...this is turning into a real buttfuck-a-thon."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

Buttfuck middle of nowhere

Where you are when you're lost, but you've found a town.

"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"

by Bendio December 9, 2008

buttfuck nowhere

A place where the Amish live.

"why the hell are we surrounded by the sh in buttfuck nowhere?"

by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

buttfuck tattoo

An ink design disfiguring the lower back. Low self-esteem, a need to be noticed and alcohol are the basic requirements before one is applied. Commonly done by strippers, porn stars and women over 30 trying to relive their 20's. These tatoos, that come in a variety of shapes and designs, gives a man something entertaining to look at other than the back of her head while buttfucking. A constant reminder of how shitty ones life is. It is highly likely that the Jerry Springer Show is where you may find your 15 minutes of fame.

My mom is the talk of the trailer park after she received her buttfuck tattoo.

by DoDad May 28, 2006

ButtFuck Cold

Cold, very cold, Such unbearably low temperatures that two individuals must resort to random acts sodomy to keep warm.

It's buttfuck cold out here. I can't even feel my hands.

by Stockjunkee January 21, 2021

Buttfuck, Ontario

Any town or village in Ontario, Canada that is not part the Greater Toronto or Greater Ottawa Areas.

You: I am currently in Moose Factory, Ontario.

Me: You mean Buttfuck, Ontario?

You: Yes. How did you know?

by clo0410 May 9, 2011

buttfuck supreme

To be butt-fucked supremely. A real meaty buttfuck.

Man, carlos got a real buttfuck supreme last night. His anus has been sore ever since.

by KONO DIO DA YATTAAAA October 11, 2015