Butterfingers

A clumsy person whose primary trait is their unfailing ability to constantly drop things, as if their hands were smeared with butter.

Darrell tried out for the football team, but he didn't make it because his butterfingers made him a massive millstone around the team's neck.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 3, 2021

Butterfinger

Where u butter your phalanges and finger an asshole

My girlfriend gave me the biggest butterfinger I’ve ever gotten last night.

by Stephen A koolaid. November 18, 2021

Butterfingers

When your hands are covered in cum and it looks like butter

Alexa: After we did it I got some pretty severe butterfingers

by iamhorny April 21, 2022

buttfingerer

An individual who fingers an asshole during sexual tension for free on a Saturday night. Fingers are usually brown afterwards.

Person 1: You heard that Dwayne fingered his girl last night?

Person 2: Yeah, he's quite the buttfingerer. That's for sure.

by eater2000 November 24, 2023

butterfinger gargoyle

When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.

Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.

by Peanut butter gargoyle April 7, 2024

Butterfingers

When someone is fumbling — generally in reference to men;
A lighthearted acknowledgement to a boy that is fumbling;
E.g. Messing up with a great girl they had a chance with. Dropping the ball. Probably repeatedly, and losing their chance with said girl. Losing their shot. Not living up to their potential.

“Hey butterfingers,”
“Okay butterfingers”
female response to a guy that’s been fumbling, messing up, losing his shot. Sometimes as a jest but also acknowledgement he’s fumbling

by Jayfitzgerald February 15, 2026

double butterfinger

The action of finger a girls vagina and asshole using only melted butter as a lube.

My principle gave me a double butterfinger this morning.

by The helpless victim January 12, 2018