Exotic Butters

A meme Originating from Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister location. At the start of the fifth night, "Eggs Benedict" (The name given to the player on night 1 by Handunit, an artificial intelligence designed for maintinence) is offered a variety of gift baskets as a reward for a week's work. Predictably, HandUnit misinterprets his choice and, instead of picking a basket of fruits, nuts, flowers, or cash, instead chooses for him the completely random option of "exotic butters". The basket then shows up as a clickable object in the 'Extras' menu, where clicking just repeats the phrase 'exotic butters'. The utter absurdity of it quickly reached memetic status.

HandUnit- "As a reward for completing your first week, the company is giving you a complementary gift basket of your choice, the cost of which will be deducted from your pay. We have baskets containing Fruits, Nuts, Flowers, and the ever popular cash basket. Using the keypad, please type the first few letters of the basket you would like to recieve."

Player- "I want the cash basket!" (attempts to type cash)

Handunit- "It seems you had a bit of trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will now autocorrect it for you. Thank you for selecting: EXOTIC BUTTERS."

Player- "Oh for the love of..." (Proceeds to facepalm)

by Praxys October 14, 2016

peanut butter spoon

I don't know if it's a thing but it sounds like it should be.

oh hey Charely, you got a peanut butter spoon?

by sum-1 September 18, 2020

Phantom Batter

To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.

By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.

Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"

by Narll1 November 1, 2010

Shoot the Batter

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.

Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.

by Boner D February 1, 2012

liquid butterfly

The act of putting Rainbow sprinkles into the eye of your penis , then jerking off into a tissue

Fold tissue in half and open again too enjoy a colourful butterfly

I sold one of my liquid butterfly's for $100 last night

by Jizzbox January 19, 2015

better not bring your kids

Dave Chapelle made this phrase famous in his own show.
See also I am rich, biatch, I am Rick James, bitch etc.
One funny ass motherfucking sonofabitch, hell yeah!

So you see his show. Season 2 where he is donating money to some streetmusicans while shouting "better not bring your kids", just funny!

"Better not bring your kids, bitch"

by mister ferrari April 14, 2008

bitch butterfly

You get a butterfly feeling inside when you noticed a cute girl you wanna talk to, but you bitch out and never talk to her.

/watch?v=nIu20j0ecy8&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

paste next to youtube where you will understand what a bitch butterfly is

by richvaca December 1, 2011