butcher's turd

A standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host's cooking at polite dinner parties. Latterly - and frankly much more amusingly - used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.

"Mrs Bennet, I do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher's turd" - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'. "Straight from invading Iraq and Afganistan, Tony Blair has laid a fresh butcher's turd by accepting the role of Middle East Peace Envoy" - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News.

by TheBigg6 August 31, 2010

mouth butcher

a dentist, usually one provided by the English National Health Service

"whats up with your face mate?"
"been to the mouth butcher, cut me a bit and yanked 3 out"

by Foxhill January 12, 2005

Sneaky Butcher

A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.

The kind who takes his meat round the back.

OMG he's a sneaky butcher?

by def November 3, 2003

butcher's

In cockney rhyming slang, to "have a butcher's" means to have a look, from the rhyming slang "butcher's hook".

Let's have a buthcer's around the grounds then, shall we?

by Santi July 29, 2005

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006

butchers pencil

Common terminology in the North of England for the descibing of a thin girl.

Q: Have you seen how thin that bird is?
A: Yeah, I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.

by BogtrotterLeny August 26, 2007

Butcher for Hire

Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place

One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!

Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!

by sarasplayroom.com July 7, 2010