Not on Mah Burfday

An expression said When something bad almost happens, but it is avoided

Dude 1: "That bird almost shit on you!"
Dude 2: "Not on mah burfday!"

by Sexual Harrassment Mary December 9, 2008

Burfing

Combination burp and barf. When you feel a burp coming on and try to help it along but when it comes, so does a little barf.

That guy tried to burp in his girlfriend's face but he ended up burfing on her instead.

by sweetsterv June 9, 2009

burffle

a ruffled burp. A burp that tastes like lay's ruffles chips.

whoa. That one was a burffle!

by Lori Miller November 8, 2006

Burfo's Mum

Commonly used in a retort on one's sexuality.

Steve: I hear you like to partake in a spot of feltchingJames?

James: The only thing I feltch is Burfo's mum

by Justin Kerwin March 20, 2005

burfeetos

the smell of burritos & feet

That hotel room smelled so foul. Who had the burfeetos in here

by cuddlemonster1977 January 9, 2014

burfect

Perfect ; kind hearted ; trust worthy. Lots of charisma .

It's such a Burfect way to love

by Kaayceee March 20, 2017

Burfing

VERB For BRF ( Bitchy Resting Face)

Pronounced Burf-ing

See also Burf

Why are you Burfing?

by DanoftheArctic May 1, 2019