Blow job

Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.

Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.

by hnoss March 26, 2017

Blow Job

When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction.

CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!

Person 1: "Dude? What stinks?"
Person 2: "Man that guy wearing a poncho just gave you a BLOW JOB!"

by poncho bandit November 16, 2010

blow-bridge

When one snorts a fat line of cocaine across two asses touching each other forming a, "bridge".

Bro #1: Hey bro, want to do a blow-bridge across these librarians' asses?
Bro #2: Sure brah, it's been a while since I've done a blow-bridge. Especially on librarians! *highfive*

by pleep plop June 20, 2010

Blow me down

“Blow me down.”
is used to express surprise.

"I could ask Squire for some.”
“Without Captain knowing?”
“I'm sure I could.”
“Blow me down, so ye could.“
Captain Flint in the movie “Treasure island”, UK/USA 1950

by ulrich the noble June 6, 2016

Swedish Leaf Blower

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.

Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.

by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015

lies below his stomach

This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.

Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!

by I, Wreckerrr January 10, 2017

Blow Job

The giving or receiving of a large hit of meth from a long "V" shaped tube. The "giver" starts by taking a big hit which he in turn blows through the tube all the while keeping the fire on the meth and blowing more meth into the "receivers" waiting mouth, until they can take no more. May cause you to drop to a knee. Keep in mind that should one fall after receiving a Blow Job, the five second rule does apply. After numerous hits from the Blow Job tube it then becomes a Jo Blob

I stopped by for a Blow Job before work and will have no problem working my double shift now.

by spagakked gal January 20, 2010