Burlington

Shitting to the brim of the toilet bowl.

I couldn't use a public restroom because someone busted a Burlington.

by Honey Walnut Shrimp March 19, 2009

Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.

Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.

by KimbosBellyButton April 5, 2021

Burlington County NJ

Located in South Jersey, Burlco is the largest county in New Jersey. The towns that run along the river line (aka drug line) are old and full of trashy low lifes (sorry if you live there). There’s easy access to drugs with Trenton to the north and Camden to the south. Moorestown, Mount Laurel, and Marlton range from upper middle class to rich. Beverly, Riverside, Burlington City and Browns Mills are the trashiest of all. Willingboro is a predominantly black middle class town that’s declining because people from Trenton, Newark, and Philly are making it ghetto. Everywhere else is pretty decent. Some decent towns would be Bordentown Twp, Burlington Twp, Delran, Eastampton, Lumberton and etc. There is a ton of farmland as you drive towards the shore which isn’t too far.

Girl: Can you take me home? I live in Burlington County NJ.

Guy from Palmyra: Oh shit me too, I’ll take you home, where in the county do you live?
Girl: Browns Mi—
Guy from Palmyra: Hell nah, you foul for even thinking imma drive all the way out there.
Girl:Damn, you know Burlington County as shit.

by JerseyGuy609 June 17, 2022

Bongington City

Bongington City is a magical land only accessible via smoking weed from a bong. Once you arrive, you won’t want to leave.

Person 1: “Bro I had such a rough day at work.. We need to get faded than a hoe and go to Bongington City!”
Person 2: “Oh fuck yeah bro! You bring the weed and we can use my new bong.”
Person1: “Aight bet.”

by Shank03 March 29, 2023

burlington junction, missouri

A quaint small town of 477 people. (2020) It consists of the rednecks, white trash and blue collar people. It has a high school (West Nodaway High School) a feed/seed/farm supply store (MFA) a cafe, a bar, a couple grocery stores and a few other businesses. It may be considered a shithole (which it may be) but if you get to know the people there, you would be pleasantly surprised by hospitality you would find there. It is a typical heartland/corn belt small town. În the summer you may be able to watch the annual tractor pull. Despite the poor appearance and the skids smoking meth, this town is better than it appears.

Guy 1: At Burlington Junction, Missouri you can find skids and decent folk!
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house

by Luwelyn.moss May 2, 2023

Northern Burlington

On the outside, this place seems like a regular high school. On the inside is where all hell breaks loose. No matter how much you try to stay out of drama, it will always find you, and it won’t go easy on you. These students will drive you to insanity. It’s a miracle if you survive four years in this hellhole without thinking of dropping out. The students here act so nice to your face, but they’re quick to turn on you whenever they please. You can’t even go to the bathroom without finding someone either juuling or having a breakdown. Don’t even think about trusting people with your nudes either; they’ll spread like wildfire. This school is full of tryhards, people that think they’re cool but are far from that, or fucking virgins that have been shielded from the real world all their life. There’s not one guy in this school that isn’t trashy, and I have yet to see a girl that isn’t two-faced. I don’t recommend going here at all if you want to find people that aren’t fake; this school will tear you down and show no mercy when it does.

Northern Burlington is the absolute worst place a student can go if they actually want to accomplish something.

by xx__xiang November 17, 2018

Burlington

a small town in CT, it is preppy and rich. A typical connecticut town.

Burlington is boring.

by snowandskibaby September 27, 2005