Buffing The Finger

Rather than just "flicking the finger" at someone, Buffing The Finger involves the individual making an all too ostentatious and elaborate show of buffing up or polishing their middle finger finger nail; this in itself should be seen as part of the overall gesture. Given that the gesture itself is elaborate, it would do no harm to embellish the overall presentation of the digit with a quip such as "I made this for you... can you see your face in it?".

I saw she was buffing the finger at me so I polished up my retort...!

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

tuffeting

When someone (mostly canine) rearranges clothes, towels, etc. to create a tuffet for sleeping or perching

That pup Winston is tuffeting with dem clothes over there

by _lizil_ September 1, 2016

bucketing down

When it is raining real damn hard (Australian definition)

Oh it's bloody bucketing down you gumpy spaff

by VincentD'Amico August 19, 2016

Tin Bucketing

The extreme version of Paper Bagging, where a person is so repulsive you slam a tin bucket on their head before engaging in sexual acts.

God damn that chick is so ugly I don't think a paper bag will suffice, may have to start Tin Bucketing

by Moofta July 22, 2011

Buffeticide

When you over-eat every day at the Asian Buffet, slowly killing yourself with MSG.

That's the fourth time Larry filled his plate today. He'll be dead in a week, poor bastard. His tombstone will read "Buffeticide".

by Lord of the Backstage. February 26, 2011

buffing off

Ad verb 1-Masturbating with the inside of ones elbow. .

I was walking home from work last night and their was a homeless man buffing off in the alley.

by stiches95 July 16, 2014