EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

buffer

A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.

Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?

by LeBain December 4, 2007

beffery

The plural for beef.

beffery, befferism (a belief in beef), befferology (the study of beef), befferophobia (the fear of beef)

by Cant get rite November 11, 2006

buffer guy

The man in the middle of an all-male three way. See "Lucky Pierre".

Guy 1: "Our buffer guy sure did take it like a champ last night."
Guy 2: "Indeed he did, sir."

by E-bone September 20, 2009

Buffer's bridge

The piece of a bloke's anatomy that is between the base of his nut sack and his arsehole (biologically the perineum)

Damn, that extreme mountain bike ride destroyed my buffer's bridge.

by dooferdog November 12, 2015

Saliva Buffer Zone

The part of an item of food you and a friend purposefully don't eat when sharing said food item, as to not accidentally ingest some of the other other's saliva. Thus preventing the spread of germs.

Mark: "Dude can i share that piece of pizza with you? I'm starving.... "

John: "Sure... I guess, we just have to be sure to leave a saliva buffer zone..."

by BlueRayz August 5, 2010