bovine plate job

A woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a glass-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her ass.

While I was passed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, I managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. I thought I was in the middle of a bovine plate job.

by Joe Beets January 4, 2009

Bovine Dip

The act of sticking a man's penis into a dairy product (ex. McFlurry) and having a girl suck it off.

Did you hear Jane gave John a bovine dip? That shit is nasty!

by A concerned Frosh October 29, 2011

bovine

Vessel in which the whole universe resides.

We are Bovine, and Bovine is us.

by Tom November 27, 2003

bovine

Confused about sexuality. Cylindrical in shape. Strange in a surreal, slightly unbelieveable way.

That guy, ok I mean he's buff but oh my god he's SO bovine.

by Tony August 21, 2003

Bovine

The most fantasmic word in the whole entire history of the dictionary. It is used to express a feeling of happiness or excitement.

Bob: We finish school early today.
Mary: Bovine!!

by AmyxPond October 8, 2008

bovine

Alternate, more scientific word for a cow

to an ugly person: "wow you're looking rather bovine today"

by ASTVision August 12, 2003

bovine

the maskot of university of texas

bovine...... its whats for dinner

by razorbacks rock September 18, 2005