To brush someone's sandwhich; to like them or love them, or think they're sexy. It also has several dodgy meanings that can be left to the imagination... you decide what they could be! *sleasy smile*
This started when we were brushing a sandwhich with a hair brush don't ask why in our M block, and a random lady walked past. she's obseesed with the cleanness of the M block floor
Random crum lady: Is that going to make crums?
Me: Uh... it's got gladwrap on it...
Random crum lady: Yes, but is it going to make crums AFTER you take it off?
This started when we were brushing a sandwhich with a hair brush don't ask why in our M block, and a random lady walked past. she's obseesed with the cleanness of the M block floor
Random crum lady: Is that going to make crums?
Me: Uh... it's got gladwrap on it...
Random crum lady: Yes, but is it going to make crums AFTER you take it off?
Connie: Would you date that guy?
Candice: ooooh.... I'd brush his sandwhich.
OR
Me: Can I brush your sandwhich?
Candice: Yes. Let's do it. In tha garage. With the fan.
Sandwhich brushing is much fun.
Candice: ooooh.... I'd brush his sandwhich.
OR
Me: Can I brush your sandwhich?
Candice: Yes. Let's do it. In tha garage. With the fan.
Sandwhich brushing is much fun.
by HagridGirl :-) February 24, 2009
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inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.
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When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."
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Get the Bronching mug.A sex position/move where the male crouches down on the bed, and then leaps onto his partner, forcing his erect penis into the partner's rectum while scratching their back.
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Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.
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Gamer2: He's probably crouching.
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