Brochachamo

Friends that are so close they might be gay.

Hey have you seen my brochachamo Ben? I texted him like 5 minutes ago and he still hasn't responded.

My brochachamo Chip is a cool guy with a huge wang.

by Harold Plotkin August 21, 2012

brochet

Activity in which bros gather around and crochet. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the bromance. It's a pretty chill thing to do.

Yo, we gonna brochet tonight?
Hell yeah. You bring the yarn and I'll provide the natty.

by slicksurfer1898 August 11, 2010

Brochachos

The boys, your pals, the lads

Fridayafternoon its just hit knock off so you and the brochachos ponder over and suck down some brewchachos followed by a few dingos

by Stin0rse July 7, 2017

Right-hand Branch

Your best man, the man you can always rely on.

"Im getting married next month, want to be my right-hand branch?"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

Brochazo

Colombian slang. Related to sex. When a man slaps his penis on a vagina or an ass hole without putting it in.

Antonio: I gave my maid a brochazo.
Juan: Do you think she may be pregnant?
Antonio: I hope not, I'm gay

by Sonyeri December 12, 2010

Branch Swinger

A term used for a woman,usually a single mother that jumps from guy to guy. Typically using him up for his resources ( place to stay,money, babysitter) by using affection,sex,attention or pretending to be on his side and support him and his pursuits or struggles in life.

Yo,you hear Brandi moved out of Danny's and is with another dude already?
Yeah man, shes a branch swinger.

by whocaresno1uknow May 29, 2018

Broach

Broach is basically slang for roach but the roach is a homie so we cannot hurt him.

Jarred: yo wth you got a roach on your wall

Jonathan: don’t worry that’s just the broach.

by Sean Jean April 7, 2019