Bollock Yoghurt

Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.

He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.

by Rees October 20, 2004

bollocked

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

by heffer May 1, 2003

Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

by Snake June 27, 2005

Bollacks

The wrong way to spell Bollocks.

Teacher: How do you spell bollocks?
Boy: *spells* Bollacks
Teacher: WRONG!

by Terrum May 24, 2008

Ask Me Bollix

A term used prodominantly in Dublin to express disapproval/disinterest.
Bollix is the pronunciation of the word "Bollocks", used in Britain as a discription of testeicles.
In Dublin Bollix can be used to describe both testicles or an individual.

See also: "Will you ever fuck off, and ask me fuckin bollix?"

Or

"That fella's only a little fuckin Bollix"

Will you be supporting England in the World cup?

"Ask me Bollix"

by Frano September 8, 2006

Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.

"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"

by Wayne car July 11, 2015

cock or bollock

It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'

Hi family, would you like to play Cock or Bollock

by Golden gypsy February 6, 2015