brodenyer

a brodenyer is someone who denies you the right to be a bro

careful man, he can be a real brodenyer. remember to hold your own.

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

broconto

A deeply dependent individual, thats only object and definable traits revolve around the gym. This person is incapable of a genuine relationship due to it's self destructive behavior. Incapable of holding a group mindset and refuses to participate in activities that please anybody other than itself. **SOCIALLY INEPT**

Friends: hey let's go shopping and see some sights.
Broconto: hey guys I know we ate 30 minutes ago... I'm getting pretty hungry and I need to up my macros.
Friends : Broconto can we please just do what we agreed upon earlier!?
Broconto:*ROID RAGE* BRO IM FUCKING STARVING!! WE NEVER DO WHAT I WANT!
Friends to each other : fuck it man he's walking off anyway let him go... Why did we invite him again??

by Senor_cheese November 27, 2022

Joakim Brodén

The main singer in the sweedish heavy metal band sabaton. Also he is a complete badass

Have you seen my dad he looks like Joakim Brodén

by Haha funne January 3, 2021

Brodyn

A fine handsome sweet and sensitive young man who can treat a girl like a princess. He usually is in competition for the young woman with another lad but if its up to Brodyn he can win her over in a heart beat. If anyone were to get in between him and his girl he can get over protective and shut the loooser down in a heartbeat.

"So who are you going out with" - Veronica
"Brodyn he's so fine, sweet and handsome" - Holly
"Really all i've heard is he beats up guys he doesn't like and he's just the funny guy" - Veronica
"You just dont know him like i do" - Holly

by causeihappentolovehim September 16, 2010

Brodown Syndrome

Disease quickly spreading through young males often caused by extreme head trauma sustained in mosh pits. Symptoms include running around in circles at hardcore shows, using the word bro in situations where there are no bros around, and inserting the word "bro" in random words. For example, if you hear the word "brogurt" in conversation, you are talking to a sufferer.

One can recognize a sufferer of Browdown Syndrome by his track shorts and wife beaters. Often he listens to pseudo homosexual music about being loyal to his friends. Oddly, the severity of the condition is inversely affected by how good the music he moshes to is. For example, moshing to Converge is a mild case of Brodown Syndrome, while moshing to the local talentless musicians is intense Brodown Syndrome. Referring to oneself as "Broseidon" is an example of advanced Brodown Syndrome, and one should seek immediate medical attention if that word escapes one's lips.

Doctor: "So it says here you suffered a concussion while moshing in your best friend's basement?"

Bro: "Yeah dude we were listening to Four Year Strong while we were pumping iron but it wasn't long before a brodown broke out and we started moshing hardcore."

Doctor: "And you've been treated for this before?"

Bro: "Yeah my last doctor was a true friend and gave me some Brodeine for the pain but I didn't take it."

Doctor: "Yes, it seems you are suffering from Brodown Syndrome. Get some rest, take off the headband, put on some pants and a shirt, grow the fuck up and you'll be just fine."

by drums and hos September 29, 2009

Brodozer

A guy or group of guys who wear nothing but Tapout clothing, and drive huge lifted trucks with green or lit up neon undercarriages with metal mulisha and nor cal decals. Brock Lesnar is most likely their idol, and if not it's Chuck Lidell. They also love Quads, and tribal tattoos. They often are found in the weight room at the gym staring at themselves in the mirrors between workouts, playing for the local community college football team, or volunteering for a crappy fire department. (Steroid usage is often a side effect)

Common brodozer sentence: "Did you watch the fight last night? I was going to but I had to pick up my truck from the shop, and pick up some freaks to mollywomp."

by AbsoluteEMT June 21, 2010

Brozoned

Brozoned is when a female calls you as his younger brother or like his younger brother he’s never had, far worse than a friend zone

Julie “ Sumit I love you!”
Sumit “ That’s a lie”
Julie “ yes I do, you are like my little brother and I love you”

Brozoned - being someone’s little brother

by Hodken Quevondo October 30, 2017