by Spray_Bottle_ July 26, 2022
Get the Borcus mug.A guy who tries hard to look like an american egale, abercrombie, model. Often times her yelling for his "bro's", but sounds more like "bra" when adressing a single "bro".
He is such a brodus.
by Delerium August 22, 2004
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A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.
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Get the Brockstick mug.One bro who, although confined to a lone woman, finds themselves curiously jealous of other dudes for the purposes of bromance and bromosexual relations.
He had always been jealous of other dudes in a bromantic relationship. Since he started dating Stacey last October, he had almost forgotten the pleasure of being found with other bros. He labeled himself brocurious.
Bro 1: “I really miss the dirty talk in the man cave.”
Bro 2: “Do you think…its possible?”
Later…
Wife/Girlfriend: “WHAT!!”
Bro 1: “I…I guess I’m just brocurious.”
Bro 1: “I really miss the dirty talk in the man cave.”
Bro 2: “Do you think…its possible?”
Later…
Wife/Girlfriend: “WHAT!!”
Bro 1: “I…I guess I’m just brocurious.”
by bros-hoes=justbros January 13, 2011
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