Eye Broccoli

(ahy brok-uh-lee) n. informal 1. Someone or something that is visually unattractive or hurtful to look at. Antonym of Eye Candy.

First used on the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother by Barney Stinson to describe Marshall Eriksen's homely assistant.

Barney: So, who's the eye broccoli?

Marshall: Hey, that's Iris, my new assistant. And yes, she is a little plain, but I'm married, so that's good.

by HIMYM addict December 11, 2010

Broccolibomma

When broccoli is eaten by Obama and he farts so loud the guards make sure it wasn't a terrorist attack.

Jeff: man dude u ripped a broccolibomma

Harry: I know it smells like a dying cow on steroids eating a burrito

by Braeden morris November 16, 2016

Broccoli balls

When you haven't washed your balls in so long it's gets swampy, and your pubes look like a head of broccoli.

The guy I fucked last night was so dirty he had broccoli balls.

by Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes September 15, 2017

Broccoli wand

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag is slang for the street drug commonly known as marijuana for example
Hey gooby
Hey Dolan

Dolan did you smoak all my broccoli wands yesterday?????

Gooby please

by Buttorange101 August 13, 2018

Broccolidarity

The solidarity of eating broccoli in support of your loved one under doctor's orders to do so.

In Broccolidarity, a woman in California under Dr's orders to eat broccoli, was joined from Maine by her best friend of fifty years.

by Kerry Cubas October 12, 2018

Broccoli tree

A child that is thrown into the ground and grows for 3 to 2 years and then Digs its self out of the dirt and becomes a superhero in a comicLaser cannon

They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed

The Broccoli tree has been given the Laser cannon

by The cowardly lion1 May 12, 2020

ear-broccoli

opposite of ear candy, a song unappealing to listen to.

1; "What's that ear-broccoli on the radio?"

2; "Justin Bieber, dude..."

1; "God, have mercy on our souls"

by Somanyrages September 11, 2011