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braces

an excuse for girls to get out of giving blowjobs.
by DaddyShaggy September 19, 2004
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Braces

1.you need braces
2. the orthodontist puts tiny bits of rubber between your teeth, after taking molds and scans that are something like the intro level of Halo 1
3. your teeth feel fine when you leave and you start to think that this might not be so bad, tsometime later (usually around dinner, which is something that is really good) your mollars hurt like bitchez, any pressure on them makes you keel over in agony.
4. at this point you finally realize the power of this man, he can hurt you more than you know, when you go back he pulls out the rubber bits and proceeds to ATTACH METAL RINGS TO THE TEETH THAT STILL FUCKING HURT after that trauma is over he moves on to a number of small, shiny things on a paper...
5. the shiny things or "brackets" get attached with glue, then a wire gets attached to the brackets
6. in a month, after more pain, the wire gets replaced with a bigger wire that hurts more.
7. this cycle continues until your teeth are straight, then they get twisted off and you STILL HAVE TO WEAR A FUCKING WIRE THING OVER YOUR TEETH

The only good thing about the entire situation is that most of the assistants to the orthodontist are hot and stupid, when they are doing the bitch work like binding brackets they often rub their boobs on you, mostly your (face) head. they giggle and look all cute and you feel the inevitable boner, and thats why she stabs you in the gums for the next appointment.
Dude 1: hey dude i just got back from the orthodontist
Dude 2: how was that?
Dude 1: not bad, the assistant rubbed her boobs in my face, which was sweet until she had to crank really hard on my Braces and they both bounced and landed on my face, well... lets just say prejac sucks...
Dude 2: wow
by hotdickingsallaround October 25, 2009
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bape

short for "Bathing Ape".

clothing company founded by Nigo. made popular by such celebrities as Pharell Williams (Neptunes, N.E.R.D.).

(bapes): the air force one looking shoes by the bathing ape company. also called: bape sta.
yo dogg, where'd you get those Bapes at?

Hazard in Burlingame, homie!
by Jeremy The Linguist November 12, 2004
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Silver Bracelets

Hey man, do you really wanna end up like that guy wearing the silver bracelets over there?
by Buen Dio May 18, 2010
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Blape

A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.
I've been blaped by three nasty girls while drunk, and one priest while in confession.
by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011
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Basement Braces

Term commonly used in Detroit toward "bitches" who want to have braces so bad that they get them done in a basement for a much lower price.
Monae: JaNella teeth still ain't straight? She them braces since 9th grade.
Lisha: Girl them Basement Braces
by Somebodyinclassof2016 April 7, 2017
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Braelyn

Braelyn is one of the most prettiest girls out there, even though she is feisty, she is also kind hearted. She usually has brown or blonde hair with gray brown or green eye. She is very hot and will make your heart melt if your dating her, if your her boyfriend you are her prized possession and she would do almost anything for you. She is also very thick and hot.
She is very hot, her name must be Braelyn
by Hola amigos 😂 February 28, 2019
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