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Braided

a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. For example-Alcohol, Cocaine, Marijuana.
I was so braided last night that I stole Jimmy's pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn't work I tried to eat it while screaming "BEAR GRYLLS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME."
by DNB215 April 21, 2011
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Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.
Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.
by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020
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Makaveli Branded

Makaveli Branded: a clothing line released by Afeni Shakur by using Tupac Shakur's likeness, pictures, images, newspaper clippings, personal quotes, memorabilia and particularly Tupac's alias Makaveli as the primary design for the apparel.

Makaveli Branded is a Limited Liability Company head-quartered in New York City. The company started its national release on November of 2003. According to Afeni Shakur, Makaveli Branded is designed to help fund the Tupac Amaru Shakur Foundation and Center of the Arts while at the same time continuing Tupac's "legacy" through the "clothing line."

Makaveli Branded is uniquely designed to be undistinguishable from other urban clothing lines in its market. The supply of the product is limited due to its small distribution to Better Specialty Retail Stores.

The advantage of the product is practically using Tupac's image as its cash cow. The disadvantage of the product is the considerably large sizes, the unusual designs of the product, and market price. Some sizes are larger than expected and the designs may not be fashionably accepted by the general public. Furthermore, the price is not marketed to middle-middle or lower-middle class citizens, but more to middle-upper class citizens.

Hence, the designs are beautifully unique; however, the market segment of the product gravitates predominantly towards tall and fairly large people along with the price being possibly too high for Tupac's "ghetto children." By producing smaller sizes, lowering the price, and giving some of the designs a mellow yet modest tone will not only diversify the product, but will ultimately generate higher revenues in the company’s income statement. Most importantly, it will create "consistency" in Tupac's paradoxical personality in complexity and professional "thug-like" stature.
"Aeh homie, that fool is wear'n 'makaveli branded' dog, that ni**a think he's thugin but he's about to get sprayed with mah nina ross - who's thuggin now pahtna, break yo-self!"
by Former Brook Thug June 8, 2005
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brained

Verb. To be hit really hard in the head.
I got seriously brained against a brick wall and I still can't see straight.
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Flying Branded

When someone is wearing converse shoes, american eagle outfitters jeans, american eagle outfitters socks, american eagle outfitters underwear, a banana republic, hollister or american eagle outfitters shirt and wearing a sweater from one of those places
Yo look at melvin the swagtrician he is looking good today flying branded!
by The Swagtrician July 31, 2010
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Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments
Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*
by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021
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nigger brained

when you get so shit faced drunk that you dont remember what you did and you have a few less friends the next day. caused by too many 40 oz malt liqours and tanqueray gin
damn, sha-quita was so nigger brained last night that ho sucked off the whole party
by douglas epley November 5, 2006
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