Bogan Breakfast

When bogans wake up, they always pick the dry and crusty bogies from their nose and have it as a breakfast snack, henceforth being a Bogan Breakfast.

Alec: "Dom its 4pm have you had lunch?"
Dom (a bogan): "Nah mate I've had a solid bogan breakfast"
Alec: "the fuck is a bogan breakfast..."
Dom: "well basically yeah, I got the fattest crustiest crispiest bogie-"
Alec: "stfu and get in the bin where you belong, bogan"

by BoganBumfucker June 6, 2021

bogan missile

An aircraft often orange which transports bogans between cities in Australia and New Zealand and close by destinations such as Bali.

Yuse on the bogan missile to Bali?

by Defiled definer January 6, 2023

boganvillia

a suburb consisting entirely of bogans
i.e. West Heidelberg, Macleod, Frankston, Broadmeadows

Dude, West Heidelberg is such a boganvillia, whenever we drive past it mum locks the car doors

by t0m_s_1 September 8, 2007

Gay Bogan

A Gay Bogan is a guy (typically australian) who likes white framed sunnies, Tatts, Doing Burn outs in his car, Drinks cans of VB, swears excessively, gets in fights.... all the typical 'Bogan' traits - just happens to root guys!

the gay bogan wolf whistled at the guy walking past the building site

by pharmer13 April 1, 2011

Bogan

Often seen sporting southern cross tattoos and collecting dole payments, bogans strive to live in plasterboard houses on a block where they have the freedom to park their Skyline and approximately six other disused car bodies/caravans. In their natural habitat, bogans consume VB* or, at weddings, XXXX Gold* and smoke "Winny Blues"*. Favoured attire includes board shorts, wife beaters and occasionally shoes, and very rarely a collared shirt.

*Winfield Blues are an Australian Brand of Cigarettes Favoured by tradesmen and the aforementioned bogan.
XXXX Gold and VB are Australian varieties of beer (very loosely speaking) and are rumoured to contain sweat and dirt.

Bogan 1: "Oi! Are youse goin' down the pub later?"
Bogan 2: " Yeah aye, might flex it down in the skyline a bit later. Got no petrol but. Gotta get down to centrelink aye. Chuck us me winny blues Mum."
Bogan 1: "Here y'are love. I'll do some snags for youse tea."

by Smoky Jerve September 14, 2009

bogan

One of minimal intelligence, standards and fasion sense. Located in Australia, found in caravan parks, housing commission, the pub or Centrelink queues.

Commonly referred to in other countries as a redneck or chav. Also see hick and inbred.

by Debilito September 4, 2005

bogan champagne

bourbon and cola mix drunk exclusively in cans or small bottles by bogans

At Sharon and Wayne's wedding, they opted for 480 cans of bogan champagne.

by Bogan King October 9, 2008