Also known as the female bogan, and commonly reffered to as a bitch or skank, however she doesn't have quite the qualities of a human being.
She can often be found pushing a pram or a shopping trolley and screaming at her children. "BARRY DON'T YOU FUCKIN' TOUCH THAT, YOU SHIT! I'LL BELT YOU ONE!" Their shrill voices can be heard a mile away, reminding you of children playing the recorder, painful.
These are the ugly whores that you just want to strangle, rather than sleep with. It's a wonder that she got pregnant in the first place.
It can be assumed that she digests the equivalient of 40 ash trays per month and lives in a shit apartment where she can watch "footy on the telly, you cunt" until her next welfare payment comes in so that she can afford drugs.
When her Bogan husband comes back, expecting food, things turn violent and more bogan scum are wiped off the face of Australia.
Thank God for violence.
She can often be found pushing a pram or a shopping trolley and screaming at her children. "BARRY DON'T YOU FUCKIN' TOUCH THAT, YOU SHIT! I'LL BELT YOU ONE!" Their shrill voices can be heard a mile away, reminding you of children playing the recorder, painful.
These are the ugly whores that you just want to strangle, rather than sleep with. It's a wonder that she got pregnant in the first place.
It can be assumed that she digests the equivalient of 40 ash trays per month and lives in a shit apartment where she can watch "footy on the telly, you cunt" until her next welfare payment comes in so that she can afford drugs.
When her Bogan husband comes back, expecting food, things turn violent and more bogan scum are wiped off the face of Australia.
Thank God for violence.
Boganette: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM BUDDY?"
Human: "I don't have one"
Boganette: "ARE YOU SAYING I'M A BAD MUM?"
Human: "...Yes"
Boganette: "OI, YOU! DON'T YOU FUCKIN' START!"
Human: "Why not?"
Boganette: "I'LL FUCKIN' TAKE YOU TO COURT, YOU CUNT!"
Human: "Oh, the irony, you're on my property."
*At this point, Boganette fetches her husband to beat the shit out of the human*
Once again, justice is served, apparently.
Human: "I don't have one"
Boganette: "ARE YOU SAYING I'M A BAD MUM?"
Human: "...Yes"
Boganette: "OI, YOU! DON'T YOU FUCKIN' START!"
Human: "Why not?"
Boganette: "I'LL FUCKIN' TAKE YOU TO COURT, YOU CUNT!"
Human: "Oh, the irony, you're on my property."
*At this point, Boganette fetches her husband to beat the shit out of the human*
Once again, justice is served, apparently.
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by Tan Nguyen December 13, 2003
Get the boganville mug.Boganicism refers to the 1. ideologies(error intended) an ideology held by groups of people within the genus of Bogannus Vulgarus, otherwise known as Bogan. Many bogans do not hold to any particular ideals, or in fact have many ideas which do not 2. involve the following: food, VB, sexual intercourse, sleep.
Those that do manage to stretch their cerebrum to the limit hold 3. opinions otherwise known as 'opinins' concurrent with bogan celebrations like 'Straya Day'. Straya Day involves the celebration of all things Strayan. Strutting around drunkenly bellowing the Strayan National Anthem, and buying Strayan flags that are made in China and tucking them down the back of low-slung shorts with half a metre of undergarment revealed above are common forms of expressing this particular ideology. 4. Fear of all things not bogan seems to feature strongly within the bogan ideology. They distrust anything or anyone who is not them. And boats, they do not like boats at all, though they find it particularly difficult to articulate why exactly. Nor do they appear to like natives, however this appears to be because they think that natives receive more unemployment benefits than they do, and not for any other less self-serving reason. They often have a particular fondness for the Southern Cross flag, though they are not sure what the five white blobs on it are, nor can they tell you why they like it, other than they 'jus' like it, that's wot'.
Those that do manage to stretch their cerebrum to the limit hold 3. opinions otherwise known as 'opinins' concurrent with bogan celebrations like 'Straya Day'. Straya Day involves the celebration of all things Strayan. Strutting around drunkenly bellowing the Strayan National Anthem, and buying Strayan flags that are made in China and tucking them down the back of low-slung shorts with half a metre of undergarment revealed above are common forms of expressing this particular ideology. 4. Fear of all things not bogan seems to feature strongly within the bogan ideology. They distrust anything or anyone who is not them. And boats, they do not like boats at all, though they find it particularly difficult to articulate why exactly. Nor do they appear to like natives, however this appears to be because they think that natives receive more unemployment benefits than they do, and not for any other less self-serving reason. They often have a particular fondness for the Southern Cross flag, though they are not sure what the five white blobs on it are, nor can they tell you why they like it, other than they 'jus' like it, that's wot'.
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"Mate - hear about Crystal's Family Court?"
"How'd it go"
"She fuckin' owns them kids now mate! Little Jaxon, Anfernee, and Ce'leste all live with her full time and she's getting full Centrelink plus child support"
"Fuck - she won bogan lotto mate!"
"How'd it go"
"She fuckin' owns them kids now mate! Little Jaxon, Anfernee, and Ce'leste all live with her full time and she's getting full Centrelink plus child support"
"Fuck - she won bogan lotto mate!"
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Alec: "Dom its 4pm have you had lunch?"
Dom (a bogan): "Nah mate I've had a solid bogan breakfast"
Alec: "the fuck is a bogan breakfast..."
Dom: "well basically yeah, I got the fattest crustiest crispiest bogie-"
Alec: "stfu and get in the bin where you belong, bogan"
Dom (a bogan): "Nah mate I've had a solid bogan breakfast"
Alec: "the fuck is a bogan breakfast..."
Dom: "well basically yeah, I got the fattest crustiest crispiest bogie-"
Alec: "stfu and get in the bin where you belong, bogan"
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