bonement

Noun. The moment when you realize that you should really have a condom on, but it feels to good to stop.

“Sorry I knocked you up....It all happened in the bonement

by Jpete77 December 9, 2019

nut ornament

A girl that looks good and always hangs around but you will not date her.

That girl hangs from my balls so much she is my little nut ornament.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

board ornament

1. a girl who only surfs because she desperately wants attention from the surfer guys. often seen wearing an impractical suit in the hopes it will "accidentally" come undone after a wipe-out.

2. a so-called "surfer girl" in a movie who is so obviously not a real surfer.

that girl from blue crush is such a board ornament. do people actually believe this shit?

by catacate August 14, 2007

pornament

1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.

2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.

Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"

Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"

Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"

by berthabear27 December 26, 2009

hood ornament

A blow job completed by the act of removing a woman's head completely from her body and placing it mouth first on the end of an erect penis.

Susan: Do you want a blow job?

Joseph: How about a hood ornament?

by APM January 5, 2008

Bonaventuring

verb; the act of browsing a store knowing full well you have no intention to buy anything

john went bonaventuring at circuit city for big screen tv's

by jpleakis March 20, 2003

Awkward bonement

An awkward boner moment boh-ner noun

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."

by Dalyena December 20, 2014