Burmese Whoopee Cushion

When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.

Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.

by East Timor July 25, 2016

Borges

a whore who is a self proclaimed stud.

"dude that guy has fucked like half the school"
"wow what a borges"

by lesson1 January 7, 2010

bromesticated

Trained, docile, and brobediant bro. Will wingman at the drop of a hat.

"I'm not getting anywhere with this chick, boy could I use a wingman."

"Did somebody say wingman?"

*Steve is already at his side*

"Woah dude–that was so fast."

"You must be bromesticated!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 22, 2015

Bermese wet helmet

Place a hand firmly on either side of an individuals head, motion their head up and down at your desired speed for maximum pleasure.

"A girl from the bar gave me bermese wet helmet last night, it's like a Dutch rudder but with your mouth"

by Ham shackler July 10, 2017

Burmese Handshake

The act of shitting in ones palm, and then aggressively forcing a pussy to cum until the squirting urine combines with the shit thus completing the Burmese Handshake.

I got the aroma of shit, urine and cum out of her using the burmese handshake, dude.

by vanessaloveshotchicks August 16, 2019

bories

a girl who is a HUMONGOUS sex addict. she's very horny.

dude that hoe is a bories, she fucked me and 5 other guys in one night

by linda09 September 24, 2005

Borgeson

Little Spoon

Borgeson: "You're the little spoon"
Random bro: "Dude no way you are"

by Big Sp00n December 7, 2010