Borderline Emo

Borderline Emo

One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.

Also may have suspicious looking scars.

Them: "Hey dude, the Death Cab concert is in town!"

You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."

Them: "Fuck you."

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

borderline motherfuckin faggot

The step before really really gay. More of a "wtf is he doing?" kind of gay than a flaming queer eye for the straight guy kind of gay.

When we're in the locker room, he's just walking around with his shit hanging out like nothing's the matter. We think he's borderline motherfuckin faggot.

or

Did you just say you want me to suck your dick? That's borderline motherfuckin faggot.

by B Y and D-Murder December 27, 2008

borderline bullshit disorder

A term that mocks the mental disorder borderline perosonality disorder. This disorder is a complete joke and most teenagers who have it have nothing wrong with them. All the problems that are associated with it can all be dealt with by self-control, not therapy. People who do have it need to learn to grow up and quit making excuses. Therapists should not be allowed to use this disorder as an excuse to label people either.

I fucking hate borderline bullshit disorder.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 28, 2010

Borderline Girlfriend

A woman you go out with, and kiss on the lips, but do not yet fuck.

MIKE: So did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: No, Beth is my borderline girlfriend.

by Frank Bumstead March 4, 2009

borderline diabetic

An insulin-deprived globetrotter who uses his illness as a ploy to speed his way through Customs.

Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Borderline Insanity

Refreshing one's Facebook page at least 12 times in 2 minutes, vainly hoping that something new and mildly interesting will appear.

When Chris got bored in class, he turned on his laptop and quickly developed a case of Borderline Insanity.

by TheOtherChild September 26, 2012

borderline bestiality

A fetish where a person is romantically involved with or attracted to extremely ugly people.

John: I heard Jack is dating the new girl at work with the upside-down pear shape and muscle back.

Fred: Yea, he's into borderline bestiality. It's a fetish.

by thejumbalia January 2, 2013