There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Booshanky

The act of shitting yourself accidentally while attempting to fart in a work or office setting.

I'll be right back, have to go home to change. I just booshankyed in my pants.

by Don Key April 22, 2008

booshetto (adj)

When a particular individual observes that a person, place, or thing is of the booshie variety but this person place or thing is tainted by the influence of something or someone not of the booshie variety which can be described as ghettoo.

I saw a bad ass Escalade then I realized it had clip on spinners; that shit was "booshetto (adj)"!

by pollito nugget November 4, 2010

Booshed

A word used to describe a person that has been partying excessively, generally involving a butt load of drugs (often literally) and alcohol.

Carly: Hey Shano, I won't make it to your birthday dinner sorry, I'm totally booshed right now.
Shano: You absolute boosh lord. Get yourself another 50 bag of amphetamines and get your ass down here or we're never speaking again!

Campbell: Hey Sal, you keen to listen to some ambient music after this?
Sally: Hell no! I invited 30 people back to our house and we're getting totally booshed!

by springysprongle November 25, 2018

it's on my bookshelf

a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of literature, that you bought and read 14 pages of it and never finished, yet you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.

-1"Yo have you seen the movie Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.

by Todd is my hero January 18, 2015

boomshakalaka

An onomatopoeic "in your face." Originally the sound of a slam-dunk in basketball -- the "boom" being the dunk, and the "shakalaka" being the rattling of the backboard.

Pippen over to Grant ... he shakes and bakes ... to the basket ... BOOMSHAKALAKA! (NBA Jam announcer)

by savetheclocktower July 28, 2004

The Mighty Boosh

British comedy written by and starring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. Developed from three stage shows and a six episode radio series, it has since spawned a total of twenty television episodes for BBC Three and two live tours of the UK.

Along with various other characters that are either played by Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding... or Noel Fielding's family members. A lot of surprises and other great comedians.

The show that will make you laugh till your not stoned anymore... best show on BBC tv. I LOVE VINCE AND HOWARD. Watch it... then you shall know. I laughed till i fell over in pain (seriously).
I quote this show so many times everyday i have lost track.

BBC AMERICA, ADULT SWIM, The Mighty Boosh

Old Gregg- I GOT A MANGINA
Howard- ahhhhh!

by MarjorieKEEK August 19, 2009