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All Smiles and Boners

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."
by mourkeer August 13, 2012
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Boneresque

When something goes hard or slaps. When that shit be bussin. Anything dope af. #boneresque
My DM gave me a boneresque great sword. That shit was boneresque af.
by starzlicious April 10, 2022
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stoner boners

an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.
Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."
by juggalettelex February 24, 2010
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bonerbuster

Literal tense: A person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you masturbate, thus forcing you to put it away. Thus making them a bonerbuster.

Public tense: A person that could be considered a 'party pooper' 'joy kill' or sometimes 'asshole faggoty fucker that doesn't know how to take a joke'
Literal:

Glenn: My mother came back from the store early yesterday and I had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!

Mobius: What a bonerbuster!

Glenn: Word!

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Public:

Glenn: Dudes! I had so much fun at the Interpol concert last night!

Mobius: Me too man!

Soup: Me three!

^BrAnDx^: I molested a little boy yesterday! That was so fun!

Soup: You're a sick motherfucker, BrandX!

Mobius: Yeah, you ruined my good mood, you bonerbuster.

Glenn: Get the fuck out. Right fucking now.
by karoz0rz June 21, 2005
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Bonerskills

Someone that has mad skills with their erect penis
pete: yo did you see jerry's new vid?

tom: yeah man he's got some mad Bonerskills
by theyeastiebeast May 1, 2010
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bonecrusher

1)Slang for a fat, obnoxious, overweight black girl who has to PMS 24/7.
2)Erica C.
3)A ultra 1337 rapper who reps all the 600 pound people out there. He also has enough weight to knock 6 100 pound ppl down with one punch.
1)Ciely needs to shut up and stop acting like a fucking bonecrusher
2)Erica C. is a very fat bitch with a very bad attitude. She needs to grow up and lose weight before she can handle a man.
3)Hey, Bonecrusher, Killer Mike, and the Ying Yang Twins made this tight ass song about the club. Lets all listen.
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boners

A group of musicians who play the trombone. Usually used in an informal context, such as marching.
The flutes screwed up another chart that the boners set perfectly.
by POKETNRJSH September 16, 2008
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