Bonerfied

When you see a very attractive woman but you are afraid to stick your penis inside of her because she most likely has 9-100 different diseases of the vagina, anal, or mouth area (or all of the above).

Those six sorority sisters with the same pair of leggings, jackets, and UGG boots look like they would be a great fuck, but I am completely bonerfied because they are such whores.

Dude, I am completely bonerfied after hearing that our friend got gonorrhea from her; fuck it, YOLO.

by McMunson May 16, 2014

Bonerise

To purposefully or otherwise give a man an erection.

I was just talking to the bloke but it turns out I accidentally bonerised him.

by rawcusfawcus October 14, 2014

Bongcident

When you burn a large amount of hair well lighting the bong.

I wen't to hit the bowl and I had a bongcident and now I am bald.

by Ceterfo June 16, 2016

Bonertime

When everything is in it’s right place.

A amazing moment.

Dude, that sunset was Bonertime!

by Weird Al Dane August 29, 2020

BONERPIE

When your Jimmys up your pussy and im cumming with a boner

SEXED BONERPIE IGHTYS

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 17, 2020

BONERPIE

FullerectionW/JizzOffMyJimmy

I BONERPIE this bishy

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 17, 2020

Balercide

When one commits suicide via jumping into a cardboard baler.

Did you hear? Bob committed balercide last week. they didn't find him till they made a bloody bale.

by BaleBoizzzz October 20, 2020