Bonified

Incurable, incorrigable, hardened

Formed as a contamination of 'bone' and the suffix '-ify', seemingly analogous to 'petrify' or 'ossify', but consisting of a Germanic stem and a suffix of Latin origin.

Dave is a bonified mouse virgin. I’m going to have to give him a sumptuous feast that’ll have him licking his lips.

by JanTH November 10, 2011

bonafidarian

a person who is a bona fide student, member, etc.

We are all bonafidarians.

by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010

Bonerfied

When you see a very attractive woman but you are afraid to stick your penis inside of her because she most likely has 9-100 different diseases of the vagina, anal, or mouth area (or all of the above).

Those six sorority sisters with the same pair of leggings, jackets, and UGG boots look like they would be a great fuck, but I am completely bonerfied because they are such whores.

Dude, I am completely bonerfied after hearing that our friend got gonorrhea from her; fuck it, YOLO.

by McMunson May 16, 2014

bonafide freelancer

A genuine working worker in his/her work. In other words self-employed.

That guy is the only bonafide freelancer at this city.

by John went May 5, 2016

bonkafied

When something is so bonkers that you get bonkafied

“Dude I’m pregnant”

“Wow! Im bonkafied!”

by Rennnnn fish January 8, 2023

bonified

Authentic or credible.

My business is bonified. I'm listed on Bonified.com

by Bonified Businesses December 11, 2023

bonified

Simple past and past participle of bonify (to convert into, or make, good)

Ulysses Everett McGill : I am the only daddy you got. I'm the damn paterfamilias.

Wharvey Gal : But you ain't bonified!

by John Bonified January 30, 2024