boltoner

a boltoner is a person that lives in bolton and thinks they are hard and 'tha shit', but really they are poor lowlife scum.
they try to act all cool but really they are just pathetic and shouldnt be allowed outside bolton/horwich area.

look at that tramp over there in the nike Tn Cap... he must be a boltoner!

by john g November 10, 2004

michael bolton

The source of all that is evil. In cahoots with Randall Flagg and to a lesser extent Fiona's Dad and Pierce Brosnan. Has been around since the beggining of time and fought in both world wars and the zulu wars of africa.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.

Michael Bolton demands total world domination, complete obedience and a cup of tea and a barley sandwich. And one for Fiona's Dad. Cut into Triangles. With Mustard.

by Jay, John and Chris June 10, 2006

Bolton Warmup

A breakfast consisting of 12-15 tesco or sainsbury's yorkshire puddings cooked and eaten in a massive bowl of gravy as a kind of cereal.

"Ok, i'm coming out later, but I'm going for an epic Bolton Warmup before I come out!"

by Smayjoy April 16, 2010

eloise bolton

dumb fuk

"your such an Eloise Bolton"

by unsluuggy November 16, 2017

Bolton Abbey

the most boring place ever made by man kind, full of old fucks who think they are better than you.

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Doris: hey hunny want to go down to Bolton Abbey

Albert: Ok lets go trample some peasants.

by Butters_h8's_Newcastle May 12, 2011

Michael Bolton

To quit easily due to fear.

Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.

by ElCunt0 November 8, 2018

bortron

An annoying nerd who has little skateboarding skills.

Bortron, whats wrong with you?

by John Farrell April 4, 2004