Bologna Buffer

Typically the mouth of a disgruntled slut-bag, or the disease ridden orifice of one of your friends or relatives.

Phil better shut his damn bologna buffer before i stab him with a broken Tobasco bottle..

by AyeDrinkBeer May 24, 2009

Bologna Cannon

synonym for the male genitalia. Used especially when referring to his unbridled penetration ability, meatiness, ejaculatory marksmanship, overall heat-seeking prowess, cervix bruising capabilities, and undeniable penchant for twistjobs, blow-jacksons, slobbery spit shines, one-eyed stroke salads, the ol' gine grind, cooter filling, weener wax wednesdays, the horizontal hopscotch, poop chute parades, nipple spearing, and a good ol' fashioned dip in Genital Juice Lake.

I heard Billy is packing heat. Did you notice his meaty Bologna Cannon making a rain-tarp out of his warm-up pants in gym, today? I'm going to ask him to give me the ol' Bajingo Be-Bop after class.

by MJCam March 22, 2009

Bologna Pony

It is another word used to describe a man's penis.

Jay: Hey Megan want to ride my bologna pony?

Megan: Not even if you paid me

Jay: Why not?

Megan: You have AIDS

by hear,the,black,birds,cry May 22, 2010

Borogove

An extinct kind of parrot. They had no wings, beaks turned up, and made their nests under sundials; lived on veal.

A thin shabby-looking bird with its feathers sticking out all round — something like a live mop.

The first ‘o’ in ‘borogoves’ is pronounced like the ‘o’ in ‘worry’.

Jeebus dude, you look as mimsy as a borogove

by lewis_carroll June 29, 2007

stoney bologna

1:Blazing so much, acting normal isn't an option. Within a split second, the following runs through your brain; munchies, 420, pigs, captain crunch, bongs, god, all while laughing, only to forget everything you just thought about.

2:A term to describe a funny event/joke about ganja.

1:Shit, these brownies made me stoney bologna. I'm just gonna relax so my brain can function again.

2:Dr. Gonzo:Last night we smoked out my neighbors dog then we gave it some mushies, that night was stoney bologna man.

by master of reality 420 November 21, 2009

bologna-reolas

When areolas cover at least 35% of the surface of the breast and are stretched out enough for one to think nothing other than the word "bologna" over and over. Not to be witnessed by those with weak constitutions.

She whipped out the tits and I froze at the sight of her bologna-reolas. The alcohol then started to kick in and it gets a little hazy after that. No lesson to be learned when you can't remember the outcome i guess.

by iConoclastic July 24, 2009

bologna rippers

extra front teeth, usually sharp and unattractive, often interfering with one's smile

Did you see the bologna rippers on that guy?

That girl would be pretty minus the bologna rippers.

by Lorrie R. January 2, 2009