blortwharf

the extreme achievement of doing something so terribly disgusting that its not even funny.

BLORTWHARF!!!! oh man my dad is going to be pissed when he sees the paint peeling of his car.

by sereph192k March 17, 2008

Blortload

A very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. Semi-officially, a Bloartload is "one more than too f*cking many".

Jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a Blortload of firewood in preparation.

by VetR April 2, 2008

Blorked

Describes the temporary unavailability of a web page, due to an unexpectedly large increase in page views after the page was linked to by a popular news aggregate or blog site. The word is derived from "Blog" and "Borked".

"I checked out that link you told me about, but the site is blorked so I'll just try again later"

"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"

by leftymcrighty May 4, 2009

Blorgantinian

Something that is reminiscent of Pablo Blorgantini or of Blorgantini’s works. Blorgantini was an Italo-Zulu author and poet who often wrote long, outlandish poems on absurdity and irony. He would often put random words in the middle of sentences for no reason and his books would often have no narrative structure or sense. Something that is reminiscent of this style would be Blorgantinian.

Person 1 watches a goofy TikTok that has cartoonish audio, fast-forwarded video, 7 likes, and a confession to murder

Person 1: That was quite Blorgantinian.

by Thomas Pigskin December 14, 2022

blorl

Satirical word based on "lol, rofl, lmao...."

Man 1: "I found Tim sleeping with my wife yesterday, I shot him twice in the head and now i'm on the run, can I stay at your house 'till the heat's off."

Man 2: "No, blorl"

by Doca June 18, 2006

Blored

A cross between bored and lazy. Used mainly over the weekends.

Jessica- Hey.
Adrianna- What's up?
Jessica- Nothing much, just being blored.
Adrianna- Don't you have a garage to clean?
Jessica- Yeah, but I'm busy right now.
Adrianna- With what?
Jessica- Weren't you paying attention? I'm busy being blored!

by Mizz_Fit October 13, 2006

blore

a combination of bloodshed and war

The Middle Ages was a period in history filled with much blore.

by We <3 Ms. DeLapi April 25, 2011