bognode

A bognode is a suspicious lump that appears while someone is hungover. It's usually caused by bumping into things while blackout drunk, so the bognode's host usually cannot remember how it got there.

Flatmate 1: "Wild night, huh?"
Flatmate 2 (obviously hungover): "No, no, I'm just tired from studying with friends last night"
Flatmate 1: "Studying gave you that bognode?"
Flatmate 2: "Bollocks. you caught me."

by squirrel-chomper May 31, 2024

Bogortel

Bogortel is a person, place, or thing. It is also a condition. To be bogortel is very good, but also can be very very bad. Try being bogortel today.

Have you ever been to Bogortel? I heard it's nice this time of year.
Man, you're so bogortel that you end up being schmoogle.

by Boney E October 31, 2025