baby on board

a stupid freaking yellow sign that most commonly mothers put on their car window to signify the fact that a baby is "in the car" Which basically means drive carefully which you should be doing anyway and who cares? Good on you for having a baby, you dont have to share it with the world because surprisingly no one else cares.

Franz: "Oh look, those people have a baby on board, i can tell by that yellow sign that hangs in their window."

Citronella: "How stupid, what are we meant to do? Drive slower? Donate some money? Beep our horn? What are they trying to prove. Friggen idiots."

Franz: "Citronella you are perfectly right."

by emmo (not emo) August 16, 2006

Bobar

A word to swear on that was created by Teely and was defined by Jamar in the 21st century. If you falsely swear on this word, you and everyone you know and love will parish before your very eyes.

WhiteChocolate: "Bro, did you kill my llamas?"

PotatoSavage: "No, I didn't, I swear on bobar."

by Da Bois Official January 21, 2021

Ghetto Boarding

When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!

"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"

by ghettorando901 May 12, 2014

Ironing board booty

A very flat bottom. One you could almost iron a shirt on.

Damn, she got that ironing board booty

by D4/^1d July 28, 2015

Disinformation Governance Board

A board headed by Nina Jankowicz, equivalent to the ministry of truth as described by George Orwell in 1984

The disinformation governance board was supposed to have been run by Stalin. Not Nina Jankowicz.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2022

Yahoo Message Boards

One of the biggest constant flamewars outside of Usenet. Just comment on a news article about any thing remotely connected with race and/or ethnicticity and be prepared for the flames all night.

Most news stories on Yahoo News serve as flamebait for the Yahoo Message Board.

by Stevie Wonder on Crack March 2, 2005

above board

If things are done above board, they are carried out in a legal and proper manner.

"He didn't do anything improper; it was all above board."

by jackhm May 25, 2006