When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.
by Burlybear Bananahammock August 4, 2008
by D Lee052708 May 21, 2009
by mitchey b April 11, 2008
by Gun-it_G-unit August 30, 2008
Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.
by Loremann February 10, 2012
the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)
"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim."
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"
by poopiemcgee June 15, 2009
When Jerry walked into Cliff's Place, Mike got so hot and horny he threw Jerry into the restroom and gave him a blumpkin that he would remember for the rest of his life.
by JoeyT May 16, 2007