1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.
2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.
3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.
2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.
3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!
Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
by Hornishmaus July 30, 2016
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Jack's garage band was playing One by Metallica and stopped playing the song right before Jack's big guitar solo; Jack had anticipated his solo so much that when he did not get to play it, he got musical blue balls, or MBB.
by John8 November 22, 2007
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Dude, she had me right at the edge, but saw the Cruz t-shirt in my laundry hamper, walked the fuck out, and left me with the worst case of blue balls.
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This is the 4th meeting we've had this week to discuss whether or not we should we should order more paper for the copier. Someone needs to make a decision - I've got Corporate Blue Balls!
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by Glenn Dawson January 21, 2010
Get the Tony Baseballs mug.when a chick has a dude whipped and she doesn't give him any play. originates from the greek "blu-" meaning bruised, and the latin "ballus" meaning balls. definition comes from the way that his balls get bruised from being tempted over and over, but never actually getting the goods.
friend: you are over at your girl's house all the time, she must really put out.
whipped: no, actually she doesn't.
friend: she is really blueballing you.
whipped: no, actually she doesn't.
friend: she is really blueballing you.
by friend May 14, 2003
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We were watching "Inglorious Bastards" when I got cinematic blue balls from the expectation of some Nazi killing, but the next scene only turned out to be more dialogue.
by thatboatguy December 20, 2009
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