Blue Waffle

Something you don’t want to fuck.

I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.

by JesseTzx February 19, 2020

Blue waffle

When papa smurf fucks the living shit out of smurfette bruising her tight little midget pussy until it goes from light blue to a deep dark blue and oozes with white sticky cum.

Eww that's one mother fucking blue waffle

by Digglydonna August 24, 2017

Blue Waffle

The 'yummiest' waffles EVER!

'Blue Waffle'

by Ludey21 February 28, 2017

blue waffles

VERY NASTY AND FUCKING DISGUSTING DISEASED PUSSY!

I broke up with her after I found out she had blue waffles!

by the explainer 69 March 12, 2017

blue waffle

a disease that makes vaginas blue, big, and saggy

"dude I was about to go down on this girl when I saw she had a blue waffle!"

by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010

blue waffle

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!

by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

Blue Waffle

When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.

"Ow I got blue waffled tonight" "Nasty"

by taint_talk November 23, 2016