blue veined custard chucker

a large hard veiny cock that chucks custard

Russll M: Hey Gav can i please taste your blue veined custard chucker?

Gav: Waaaahaaaaay!!!

by wallago September 26, 2009

blue veined tube steak

Medium to large erect penis

Tina: Gosh Darren, your blue veined tube steak sure looks tasty. Can you put it in my mouth please

Darren: ok

by Mean-as Dude February 10, 2018

blue veined cigar

Another name for a penis

Marvin loves to smoke that blue veined cigar

by Johnjimo October 9, 2016

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.

"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Blue Veined Meat Roll

Blue Veined Meat Roll is a penis.

I think Bob was trying to serve Becky the Blue Veined Meat Roll for dinner.

by Grandpa Norm March 17, 2023