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blomblarbagast

surprise enormously; astonish, shock in a little bit of silly goofy way.
when i uh told ur mom i did her she was utterly blomblarbagasted
by Rainormal June 22, 2023
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Louis Bloom

A retarded person who only cares about trivial aspects of a matter and provides non-constructive arguments to a certain issue. His goal is to make you feel bad about saying something that everyone else would say i.e., condolences.

He is someone that you should ignore because talking to him is a huge waste of time.

He is not childish at all. Not even a Fortnite Kid. Just dumb, stupid, and dumb.
Person A: 9/11. God bless their souls. We will never forget them.

Louis Bloom: You said you will never forget them, so what are their names then? Or have you forgotten already? How do you know they existed when you don't even know "them". God had a plan for them but you're just talking hot air, learn their names before acting like you care about them, please

Person B: You're just a typical Karen lmao

Louis Bloom: No.
by Louis Bloom September 25, 2021
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Bloemfontein

1. The capital city of the Free State province in South Africa, also considered the stronghold of English-resisting, traditional Afrikaners. Afrikaans music and sosaties abound here. Not for the faint-hearted.
John: Hey dude, why is Piet dressed in khaki shorts and a two-tone shirt?

Paul: Dude, he's from Bloemfontein.
by Silversword April 17, 2011
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blomen

n. the combination of period-blood and semen, usually the result of having intercourse while the female is on her period, and/or when the female uses the penis as a tampon.
"that mixture of blood and semen on the bed sheets must be blomen"
by sexn00b December 27, 2009
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blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
by Robin Sham January 11, 2009
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Bloom

When Video Games rely luck of a shot instead of accuracy
Johnny: Dude, Fortnite has like, so much bloom man, it’s crazy
Ben: what are you, five? Stop complaining dude
by Cuck&Suck June 18, 2018
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Blomkin

a blomnkin is when you get a blowjob on the toilet,taking a shit
hey man, last night i got a blomkin from Jake Reid
by Jacob_99999986 May 12, 2008
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