blogsterbation

Using one's blog to simultaneously seem like an expert and stroke their own ego at the same time. Applies to not just blogs but other forms of social media as well (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Etc.)

Man, did you see So and So's gross display of public blogsterbation this morning? Thank you for yet another enlightening "expert" commentary from a social media/seo/web marketing "consultant" with absolutely no professional experience.

by ughallthegoodnamesaretaken May 27, 2010

blogsploitation

1. The exploitation of the word "blog" to add trendiness to media stories and make aging newscasters sound hip and cool

2. The exploitation of the blog medium by every idiot in the world who is desperate for other people to know every banality of their existance

Did you see that blog post by stupidinternetperson583 about the old sandwich they ate? That moron needs to stop his blogsploitation, no one cares.

by monkeynoodles September 24, 2011

blogsite

A portal website that publishes a collection of blogs and related material on a defined theme.

A cooking blogsite is a great place to search online for recipes and nutritional information.

by oldster in training August 25, 2013

[blogslogging]

Reading random material rather than accomplishing anything, Reading through multiple blogs. Clicking links online that lead from blog to blog to blog.

I should never have clicked that first link, I've spent the last three hours blogslogging

by Kybroco June 2, 2015

Ja-bloosh!

A very descriptive expletive for when one sees an incredibly voluptuous woman,i.e., a "woman with a body built for just one thing!". Deriving from the sound made by very large breasts slapping around during intercourse with said woman.

"Did you see that chica?" "Yea,you mean ja-bloosh?!" "Hell yeah, ja-bloosh!"

by Kirkles January 25, 2005

blogaholic

n.

1) someone whose life subsists for their online blog and their "fan club, " namely other blogaholics. get out in the REAL WORLD, you fuckwit.

2) also known as a "blahgaholic."

Hot_Pussy69 (IM): Hey. Have you seen Raphael (PinkCaper32) lately?

Rubber_Maid (IM): No. But I read and responded to his blog yesterday, so I know he's alive and kickin' it.

Hot_Pussy69 (IM): You two are a couple of ghetto blogaholics. Get out, you git!

Hot_Pussy69 (IM): signed off...

by jane_plume November 13, 2004

blogwhore

A person who addictively writes in his/her online journal and reads or comments in others'.

I had to defriend that crazy blogwhore because every time I checked my friends page, every other entry was hers -- and it was stupid shit like memes and how much she hates Dubya.

by Coell September 5, 2005