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batonrougebill

Commonly known as, the man, the myth, the legend.... batonrougebill is a famous rockstar who is taking the internet by storm with his famous youtube channel nearing 1.2k. He makes a mean tie-dye shirt and never fails to impress. He is closely related to Debby Ryan.
girl 1: do you know batonrougebill?
girl 2: no.
by cowbuckethat May 6, 2020
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Blatantruthitus

When the female one is attracted to and oneself get flirty, make physical contact for even moderately short periods of time, or when the prospect of a relationship becomes real, one unfortunately becomes semi erect. Because of this, one has to distance oneself from these triggers and as a result, the moments that make progression towards a desired romantic and sexual relationship become short lived or cut out. This makes one appear timid, awkward and afraid. Therefore, the relationship with the female becomes more like a friendship. As a result of this, one becomes consumed by thoughts and questions about how and where the fuck up occurred. This makes one attempt to put pieces together to create a story that makes logical sense, yet is often only fictional, meaning one becomes frustrated at the female for something they didn’t do. This, in turn, makes oneself both love and hate the female simultaneously, not knowing which way to feel about her. If this stage lasts too long, it can create confusion and a swirl of emotions which can have varying effects, including: anger, depression and a lack of confidence (also known as tiny bollocks syndrome).
The man was a 60 year old virgin who had suffered terribly from blatantruthitus
by Blatantruthitus May 12, 2020
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When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent
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