Sharte Blanche 

noun, plural shartes blanches  shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh

1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.

2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.

3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.

" Hung over today are we? Never mind, you have Sharte Blanche today"

Sharte Blanche by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Blanchester bike shop 

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex

I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

Blanchester bike shop by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020

blanche monnier

Wikipedia
Monnier was a French socialite from a well-respected, conservative bourgeoisie family in Poitiers of old noble origins. She was renowned for her beauty and attracted many potential suitors for marriage. In 1874, at the age of 25, she desired to marry an older lawyer who was not to her mother Louise's liking; she argued that her daughter could not marry a "penniless lawyer".4 Her disapproving mother, angered by her daughter's defiance, locked her in a tiny, dark room in the attic of their home, where she kept her secluded for 25 years. Louise Monnier and Blanche's brother Marcel continued on with their daily lives, pretending to mourn Blanche's disappearance. None of her friends knew where she was and the lawyer who she wished to marry died unexpectedly in 1885

Blanche Monnier was very bored in her captivity

blanche monnier by peoplearecrazy April 20, 2022

Anne Blanche 

Wow. Anne Blanche is as unique as her name. She is the most gorgeous girl you will ever see and her body and hair are stunning. Anne Blanche is crazy, but the kind of crazy that makes you love her and want her. She is hard on herself and doesn’t realize the light she brings to every room. She has the most beautiful smile that is contagious. Anne Blanche is the girl you don’t realize you are in love with, but when you do realize it, you fall hard. Her witty and funny personality always brings a smile to your face. Every detail and quirk about her makes you fall more and more in love. If you get an Anne Blanche, don’t lose her. And if you make her mad, she will demolish you because it takes a lot to make her mad. Look deep into Anne Blanche’s eyes and you will fall madly in love.

Anne Blanche is so weird, I love her though.

That girl’s insane —- must be an Anne Blanche

Anne Blanche by thelitsavage April 25, 2019

CARL BLANCHE 

someone who is so dumb they used CARL BLANCHE as an argument for the word Carte Blanc and still thinks they are correct

I am so dumb that my friends gave me Carl Blanche on decision making

CARL BLANCHE by Gerard Lauren July 18, 2020

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday blanche 

An asshole with a chode

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche railed my dog

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday blanche by Nut sucker 69 April 27, 2022

Blanche Dubois

The act of a woman having sex with so many men she practically has an ordinance passed against her and is forced to leave town.

Wow, Jenna is a real Blanche Dubois! i Hear she had to leave Windsor because of her reputation

Blanche Dubois by pseudonymisastrangeword October 14, 2013