Someone who shares the same elimination cycle as you and whom you see regularly at the adjacent urinal.
Also: Bowel Buddy
Also: Bowel Buddy
by Ben Cain September 6, 2007
Get the Bladder Buddymug. by Melissa January 6, 2004
Get the bladder splattermug. A condition wherein one cannot hold "it" for any length of time and has to constantly urinate. This condition has been known to develop among truckers who after holding it for extended periods eventually lose the ability to hold it at all.
by bravokilotwo February 7, 2015
Get the trucker's bladdermug. by Q-Cheese September 8, 2010
Get the Bladder Bagmug. Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.
This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
Get the Freelance Bladdermug. After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.
Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.
by PeteJ December 9, 2008
Get the Bladder Shmaddermug. by Ellie Kelly January 30, 2009
Get the Bladder Facemug.