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bitey

Name for a psychotic cat that bites and slashes people, especially old men that are petting it.
Bitey was a psychotic little hellcat. He was the Pat Buchanan of all cats.
by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006
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Bitey

A subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or sexual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.

Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.

Related: see furry
Rumors of a new MMO based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in Forks, WA with other like-minded fans.
by spoonwa July 28, 2009
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butsey

When you bend over and someone can see your vagina from the backside. To look past her butt from the backside and see her pussy.
She bent over naked in heals and I seen her butsey.
by OneSxyMami March 19, 2018
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Bitseps

The cosmic entity that is known as bitseps refers to all the big ARTYOMS who have sexy arm muscles.
If you have big bitseps it means you have big retar.
Artyom: LOOK AT MY BITSEPS CYKA
by Big Man From sYsTeMa June 11, 2018
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bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.
oh there's bitney spears.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019
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Bitsy

When somthing has a lot of bits in it
Porridge is so bitsy that’s why I don’t like it
by Mad crazy March 19, 2020
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bitser

fix ne bitser
by daaarha June 20, 2020
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