Simon Birch

v. To be struck in the head with a baseball and consequently perish.

Person 1: Did you just see that kid's mom?
Person 2: That dyke just got Simon Birch-ed
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral?
Person 2: No.

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*Woman gets hit in the head with a baseball*
Woman: DOH!
*Woman dies*

Birched.

by chomski January 5, 2012

Big birch

Some one bigger than a lil birch

Nick:Krystal's a lil birch

Adrian:no she's a big birch

by Notlitty September 12, 2016

Juno Birch

A trans British drag queen, whom paints themselves in pastel colors to appear alien like and dresses up in a 50s-60s style. Juno describes her character as an alien trying to fit into human society and doing so by doing typical human things like going to the supermarket, etc. yet still putting her alien spin on it. Juno used to make and sell sculptures of her character to pay off her rent, but then she gained popularity and her career as a performer took off.

1: “Oh look it’s Juno Birch in the produce aisle.”
2: “Yeah, she’s performing at the local bar tonight, what a wacky specimen she is”

by juneau_ June 27, 2021

cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009

Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.

Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!

by tommybrookes December 1, 2021

Birch Tree

Bitch but just nicer

You're being a birch tree right now.

by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 2, 2020

sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006