a 5,5 blonde girl who has green eyes and is quite wealthy her real name is probably roberta and she loves shopping , 100% dyslexic and anemic and is allergic to everything. wanna be “clean girl” and she’s most definitely had a cat called fluffy or something around that
guy 1: hey the girl in the blue when i saw you my jaw just dropped you look like a right bertie please let me get your snap
guy 2: carful he just told me he has an std
guy 2: carful he just told me he has an std
by aarondanny October 26, 2022
Get the bertiemug. A casual and affectionate name for an amiable dog, it is usually used to describe friendly Labradors.
by Your psеudonym June 25, 2023
Get the Bertiemug. 
You turn round to your mate after seeing a lady with a big pair of breasts and say, "check out the berlington berties on that. I bet you don't get many of them to the pound!!".
by Stewy_Boorrrry April 24, 2006
Get the berlington bertiesmug. by AlextheGreat248 December 23, 2020
Get the Bertie dastardmug. by southwalessniper July 6, 2012
Get the bertie bellendmug. by llamalover805 December 6, 2013
Get the berty should do it with trevormug.