Bertie Collins

a fucking retarded spastic. Spactacular at everything he does xddd.

Bertie collins is a spactacular spastic.

by DH Lawrence January 19, 2017

Berty

An stupid dog with an eye infection, who is constantly being abused by his owner Wilsy Boo

Awww look at that stupid dog berty

by C4MSW3 December 10, 2019

Bertie

A shit that never ends. Referential (and reverential) to the blatant admission of their own ineffectual governance in the early noughties in Ireland of Fianna Fáil. “A lot done, more to do.” A remarkable slogan for remarkable times. (Twinned with Irish Rail’s concomitant ad campaign “We’re not there yet, but we’re getting there”)

Sorry, love. I’ll be out in a minute. It’s a Bertie.

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

Bertie dastard

Term for someone who steals liquorice allsorts

Come back here you bertie dastard!

by AlextheGreat248 December 23, 2020

bertie

a 5,5 blonde girl who has green eyes and is quite wealthy her real name is probably roberta and she loves shopping , 100% dyslexic and anemic and is allergic to everything. wanna be “clean girl” and she’s most definitely had a cat called fluffy or something around that

guy 1: hey the girl in the blue when i saw you my jaw just dropped you look like a right bertie please let me get your snap
guy 2: carful he just told me he has an std

by aarondanny October 26, 2022

Bertie

An asthmatic diabetic grown woman with a beard and hair on her chest.

“Oh you’re such a Bertie”

by Names n’ People March 29, 2022