When 2 people that both have "Bern" in their names telepathically communicate with each other and accidentally plan to tease the crap out of you for something, especially when all 3 of you are very close friends. Usually works between Bernard , Bernie , Bernadette , etc
Dude my 2 closest friends are Bernard and Bernadette. Do you understand how much ****ing double Bern teaming I get abused by?
by crayrey June 18, 2020
Get the Double Bern teammug. noun. life of the Party; everyone’s favorite friend; his crew is likely to consist of other big dicks due to jealousy he tends to receive from so-called “men” with SDE (small dick energy); constantly surrounded by like-minded Alpha—goons ready the make food out of anyone foolish enough to disrespect him; his presence often breeds jealousy and insecurity; the nicest guy you know, but is likely to slay your hoe or sick his dogs on you
I got cuckholded once, but I get a pass because it was by a Berns.
by A User Has No Name November 23, 2021
Get the Bernsmug. A stupid boy who always has a weird boner 24/7. Every single day he masturbates out in the open in public on the streets. He has been arrested over 2169 times by the Australian federal police department. He has been famous for humping Jutsin Biber.
E.g 1- Yo what up Bern the bich :) :)
E.g 2- Bern the bich is raping dogs, raping dogs, raping dogs, Bern the bich is raping dogs, hes a faggot....(Parody to old McDonald)
E.g 2- Bern the bich is raping dogs, raping dogs, raping dogs, Bern the bich is raping dogs, hes a faggot....(Parody to old McDonald)
by Bernymasturbating1269 April 29, 2019
Get the Bern the bichmug.